"What You Say!"

My son adores me so much.
Just the other day he said to me,
"Mom, did you know your pretty?"
Before I could reply, he blurted out "Pretty ugly!"
What you say!

One day I went apartment hunting with my best friend.
As we sat down with a leasing agent she asked me where
was I currently living. When I told her, she replied that they were their sister apartments.
Then I said to her "Which one was her sister?"
What you say!

When I was working in a dental office, a patient came in for a second treatment.
Before we started the treatment he told the doctor after the first treatment he had gotten
a prostate infection. The doctor replied," The only way you could have gotten an infection there,
if you have been biting on yourself down there".
"What you say!

I was working the evening shift at my hotel, when a guest approached the front desk
and asked "Excuse me, do you know where I can some good mussels" I looked at him,
a little confused and replied "At the gym."
"What you say!