To: sexybrown89@yahoo.com
Sent: Mon, January 3, 2011 11:53:23 AM
Subject: Deuces!D
By the time you get this email I'll be long gone out your crazy a** world. But before I do I just wanted to get a few things off my chest. I know you've been wondering for the past few months if I have ever cheated on you. We'll no need to call Maury bit**, the results are in. You asked me, "When I came home late one night, was I really out with some other chick?" Yeah I was, and the reason why I came home so late was because she was teaching a dog new tricks. Next, you wondered was the text messages you saw on my phone was really from my homeboy using my phone to text some of his girls. No, dumba**, it was really Becky, Keisha, and Nicole who I had a threesome with a week ago. And now you can stop acting funny when your home girl come around me because I had some that too. And to your mom's, I bought her some depends so you could put her old a** in a home. And thanks for the down payment on the Impala so I could scoop up my next bit**. Oh, and one more thing I used the money you gave me to pay the light bill to get my sh** out your house. Lights out bit**!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
First of all I knew your broke a** wasn't any good anyways. I don't know why I put up with your sorry a** for so long. First of all the reason why I was getting on you so much is so that you can get up off your lazy a** and get a damn job so you can take care of your unborn child. Yes, I'm pregnant! But don't worry, we'll be alright after I cash in my winning lotto ticket that I won yesterday. And just in case your sorry a** try to put me on child support, I'll have my old a** mama cash in for me. And about my homegirl, you might want to get checked out so you can keep that under control. But I'll see you again when I pass you and your bit** in my new Jaguar, bloop,bloop.
No comments:
Post a Comment